Shut Up and Eat Your Soup Rhys!

The girls have officially survived the emotional rollercoaster that was ACOTAR (bless SJM, but that book was a mess) and are now deep into the Night Court in A Court of Mist and Fury—where things get darker, sexier, and infinitely more bat-winged.

In this episode, expect:

• Major spoilers—like Feyre being Rhysand’s mate AND High Lady kind of spoilers

• Feyre’s full-blown glow-up as she claims her power and stops being anyone’s pawn

• Unhinged fan casting of Cassian and Azriel (because the Bat Boys deserve faces, abs, and smirks)

• A lot of swooning, a little sobbing, and the occasional “wait, who are the human queens again?”

Come for the soup, stay for the smut, and get ready to thirst over wingspans and power dynamics. This is A Court of Mist and Fury the way it was meant to be: loud, unfiltered, and a little feral.