Salacious Sips, a drinky book club

Don't Forget Rhys is a Scary Bitch

🎧 Heads up: the first 20 mins are a little wonky on audio — we're still figuring out this whole "professional recording" thing, okay? 😅
Now back to the drama...
✨ Yes, Rhysand is hot. Yes, he’s soft for Feyre. But let’s not forget: this High Lord is also an absolute menace when he wants to be. In A Court of Wings and Ruin, we get a full-on reminder that our bat daddy can—and will—wreck your whole life. Oh, and Feyre? She's not just painting flowers anymore… 👀🔥
In this episode:🦇 Terrifying Rhys moments (and why we kinda love it)🏰 A totally random detour into British history❄️ A chaotic speedrun of A Court of Frost and Starlight (yes, we actually liked it—snowballs and all)
Grab a cocktail and prepare for chaos. Rhys is unhinged. So are we. 🍷💀

Shut Up and Eat Your Soup Rhys!

The girls have officially survived the emotional rollercoaster that was ACOTAR (bless SJM, but that book was a mess) and are now deep into the Night Court in A Court of Mist and Fury—where things get darker, sexier, and infinitely more bat-winged.
In this episode, expect:
Major spoilers—like Feyre being Rhysand’s mate AND High Lady kind of spoilers
Feyre’s full-blown glow-up as she claims her power and stops being anyone’s pawn
Unhinged fan casting of Cassian and Azriel (because the Bat Boys deserve faces, abs, and smirks)
A lot of swooning, a little sobbing, and the occasional “wait, who are the human queens again?”
Come for the soup, stay for the smut, and get ready to thirst over wingspans and power dynamics. This is A Court of Mist and Fury the way it was meant to be: loud, unfiltered, and a little feral.

Spank Me Harder, Mommy

Grab a cocktail and brace yourself—Laurel and Claire finally convince Christina to read A Court of Thorns and Roses, and the results are as chaotic (and thirsty) as you'd expect.
Join the crew as they dive into Sarah J. Maas’s world of fae, lust, and trauma bonding. From spicy fan casts and bold predictions to a heated debate over who earns the title of Bottom Bitch Supreme™, it’s a wild ride through Prythian with no spoilers spared.
Pour some faerie wine, settle in, and get ready to laugh, yell, and maybe question your taste in fictional men.

He has the Social Skills of a Landscape Brick

The Bride Test: Romance? Check. Rum? Definitely. Relevance? Debatable. We meant to focus on Helen Hoang’s The Bride Test—a Low Spice, Forced Proximity romance—but let’s be real, things got...derailed. Between heated opinions, surprise seafood discussions (don’t ask), and an irresponsible amount of Brugal 1888 Rum, Laurel, Claire, and ‘Stina took this episode straight into beautiful chaos. We had feelings about the characters, the plot, the communication (or lack thereof).
It’s a wild ride—but like, in the best kind of tipsy book club meltdown way.

Your Dick is a Hotdog that is too Long for the Bun

This week, the ladies are... in a word? Exhausted.Instead of cracking open a new book to cope with the blazing trash heap that is 2025, they took a detour—straight into the wild world of bookish rabbit holes.
✨ Who couldn’t resist the seductive pull of faerie wings and fell headfirst into ACOTAR?✨ Who taught their Amazon algorithm to whisper sweet nothings about all things glitter d*ck?✨ And who made a devilish deal with demon romance and never looked back?
Grab your go-to aged rum or a smooth shot of tequila—this one’s less book club, more chaotic therapy session.

Not Fucking Gavin, Gabriel!

Get ready for a wild ride as Claire pops her Regency romance cherry with Yours Until Dawn by Teresa Medeiros! 🍷📖 We’re diving into broody heroes, scotch-fueled revelations, and the undeniable truth that Prince Charming and knights in shining armor are overrated. (Sorry, Grandma, but it’s true.)
Expect Disney debates, questionable metaphors, and a book you can actually recommend to your mom without awkwardly avoiding eye contact. Buckle up, grab a drink, and let’s get into it! 🍸🔥

Here’s a Loaf of French Bread You Can Put in My Vagina

First things first… relax — there’s zero actual French bread going near anyone’s vagina (we promise). But what will get deliciously messy is this week’s episode, where 'Stina spills all the steamy, unhinged details about School Me Dirty by Parker Grey. Think off-the-charts spice, a wildly inappropriate Professor-Student vibe, and plenty of "panties optional" moments. Buckle up, babes — it's about to get extra scandalous.

I just wanna lick 'em

The girls are spilling all the juicy details in this wild happy hour episode! From spicy confessions to absolute deal-breakers, they’re diving into sex, yucks, yums, and the ultimate hall passes. Why does Claire’s brain short-circuit? What’s the unexpected connection between monster dildos and this conversation? And which celebrities are topping their "must-lick" list? Buckle up—this one's a ride!

Shark Stew, Kombucha Slime Sex Toys, and Avenger Underpants

What do shark stew, kombucha slime sex toys, Avengers underwear, and a fake engagement have in common? More than you’d think—at least in The Dating Plan by Sara Desai! And what do Fabio, Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson, and Chris Evans have to do with it all? You’ll have to tune in to find out! Grab a drink, sip some top-tier bourbon, and join the girls as they spill the tea and unravel all the wild, hilarious connections in this fun and flirty read.
 

Edward and Bella do the Hunger Games

Get ready for a wild ride as Laurel and Claire dish all the details to Christina about The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent! 🎙️✨ Chaos erupts almost instantly, and before you know it, Christina is ready to yeet this book right off her TBR list. What went wrong? What went so wrong? Tune in to find out! 📚🔥