Salacious Sips, a drinky book club

Stick Dicks

We survived ACOTAR (barely) and now we’re back on our bullshit.This week, Laurel drags 'Stina and Claire straight into the blood-soaked, thigh-clenching chaos of Court of the Vampire Queen by Katee Robert — aka Vampire Daddy Times Three™.Also featuring: stick figures, questionable physics, and the chaotic geometry of a bisexual polycule.
You’re gonna need a diagram… and a drink.

Good Night!...Oops. Don't be a C**t

Of course we needed a final ACOTAR wrap-up — we had fan casts to fight over and unhinged predictions to scream into the void. Some casting choices were obvious (hello, perfection), others sent us spiraling into chaos. And let’s be real — by the end, we were tired, delirious, and just a little feral.
 
Tune in for messy theories, hot takes, and the glorious disaster that happens when the wine runs low and the energy runs out.

Sex Powered Siege Engine IDEA Bed

🔥 It’s the grand finale of A Court of Silver Flames, and things go feral. This week’s episode takes on the absolute chaos that is the last two parts of the book. 💀💦
We’re talking Valkyrie training montages, the Blood Rite of doom, Illyrian wing drama, baby bombshells, mating bond mess, Nesta’s healing arc (with a lot of horizontal cardio), and Cassian being the himbo of our dreams.
Like…did SJM put every single plot twist, trauma, and spicy moment in the last 200 pages?? Because we are emotionally unwell.

The House Watches Them F**k

Let’s be honest — it took entirely too long for SJM to crank up the spice in the ACOTAR universe. But when she finally did? Whew. We hit "hands on the headboard" levels of unhinged, kinky chaos 😈
This week, the ladies dive headfirst into the absolute madness of A Court of Silver Flames but just the first two parts (because there’s too much spice and trauma to tackle all at once) — where timelines get tangled, wings get flexed, and things get real damn spicy.
🥂 Plus, fan casting gets wild (some choices are feral… blame the faerie wine 🍷)

Don't Forget Rhys is a Scary Bitch

🎧 Heads up: the first 20 mins are a little wonky on audio — we're still figuring out this whole "professional recording" thing, okay? 😅
Now back to the drama...
✨ Yes, Rhysand is hot. Yes, he’s soft for Feyre. But let’s not forget: this High Lord is also an absolute menace when he wants to be. In A Court of Wings and Ruin, we get a full-on reminder that our bat daddy can—and will—wreck your whole life. Oh, and Feyre? She's not just painting flowers anymore… 👀🔥
In this episode:🦇 Terrifying Rhys moments (and why we kinda love it)🏰 A totally random detour into British history❄️ A chaotic speedrun of A Court of Frost and Starlight (yes, we actually liked it—snowballs and all)
Grab a cocktail and prepare for chaos. Rhys is unhinged. So are we. 🍷💀

Shut Up and Eat Your Soup Rhys!

The girls have officially survived the emotional rollercoaster that was ACOTAR (bless SJM, but that book was a mess) and are now deep into the Night Court in A Court of Mist and Fury—where things get darker, sexier, and infinitely more bat-winged.
In this episode, expect:
Major spoilers—like Feyre being Rhysand’s mate AND High Lady kind of spoilers
Feyre’s full-blown glow-up as she claims her power and stops being anyone’s pawn
Unhinged fan casting of Cassian and Azriel (because the Bat Boys deserve faces, abs, and smirks)
A lot of swooning, a little sobbing, and the occasional “wait, who are the human queens again?”
Come for the soup, stay for the smut, and get ready to thirst over wingspans and power dynamics. This is A Court of Mist and Fury the way it was meant to be: loud, unfiltered, and a little feral.

Spank Me Harder, Mommy

Grab a cocktail and brace yourself—Laurel and Claire finally convince Christina to read A Court of Thorns and Roses, and the results are as chaotic (and thirsty) as you'd expect.
Join the crew as they dive into Sarah J. Maas’s world of fae, lust, and trauma bonding. From spicy fan casts and bold predictions to a heated debate over who earns the title of Bottom Bitch Supreme™, it’s a wild ride through Prythian with no spoilers spared.
Pour some faerie wine, settle in, and get ready to laugh, yell, and maybe question your taste in fictional men.

He has the Social Skills of a Landscape Brick

The Bride Test: Romance? Check. Rum? Definitely. Relevance? Debatable. We meant to focus on Helen Hoang’s The Bride Test—a Low Spice, Forced Proximity romance—but let’s be real, things got...derailed. Between heated opinions, surprise seafood discussions (don’t ask), and an irresponsible amount of Brugal 1888 Rum, Laurel, Claire, and ‘Stina took this episode straight into beautiful chaos. We had feelings about the characters, the plot, the communication (or lack thereof).
It’s a wild ride—but like, in the best kind of tipsy book club meltdown way.

Your Dick is a Hotdog that is too Long for the Bun

This week, the ladies are... in a word? Exhausted.Instead of cracking open a new book to cope with the blazing trash heap that is 2025, they took a detour—straight into the wild world of bookish rabbit holes.
✨ Who couldn’t resist the seductive pull of faerie wings and fell headfirst into ACOTAR?✨ Who taught their Amazon algorithm to whisper sweet nothings about all things glitter d*ck?✨ And who made a devilish deal with demon romance and never looked back?
Grab your go-to aged rum or a smooth shot of tequila—this one’s less book club, more chaotic therapy session.

Not Fucking Gavin, Gabriel!

Get ready for a wild ride as Claire pops her Regency romance cherry with Yours Until Dawn by Teresa Medeiros! 🍷📖 We’re diving into broody heroes, scotch-fueled revelations, and the undeniable truth that Prince Charming and knights in shining armor are overrated. (Sorry, Grandma, but it’s true.)
Expect Disney debates, questionable metaphors, and a book you can actually recommend to your mom without awkwardly avoiding eye contact. Buckle up, grab a drink, and let’s get into it! 🍸🔥